AMARAN!!: Kalau korang mengharapkan sesuatu ilmu, pengajaran atau pendapat tentang sesuatu isu. Harap maaf, tiada benda-benda tu disini. Ini hanya lah coretan yang KOSONG tanpa sebarang pengisian ilmu yang berguna,kalau aderpon sikit2 je kot. lagipun BLOG ni aku uat untuk aku suka suki sahaje. Kalau nak tengok, saya alu-alukan, kalau tak mau tengok, saya pun tak kisah. Tujuan nya adalah untuk kepuasan diri sendiri. -minamiSENSEI....

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Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

7.06.2009

betoi tak tipu....

aku dah bosan nak mati.....li cepatlah hbis........

aku dah rindu nak masuk kuliah...hahaha ini betul tak tipu

3.23.2009

.....bak air

wah sekarang nie ianya mengalir bak air...
nak tadah pon tak sempat...kredit to amir
sekarang ramai yang mengejar nyer....dulu amer &najmi skung aini , rai..taklmaer lgi fadh kot
skung tak main la kat kp beb..studio pon dah ader....
kalu dulu isu STUDIO di rampas....
skung INTERNET duk mengalir...
ya...tak cayer skung internet ngah mengalir ngan laju nya..
bak air...hehhehe....amir lagi
hehhe..anyway rest jap nie...penat uat id..hohoho
hehehhe....
nampak sketching...GARANG beb...
nampak kelibat manusia...PERFORM beb....
hohohoho....

artikel ini telah ditaip di studio EO6...ada percayer

3.08.2009

That's Why......

Assalamualaikum :)..
My 2nd tag-game post. Just when I had no idea on what to post. Thanks to CARBEN:

And These Are The Tags:
Put Your I-Tunes, Windows Media Player, Winamp Etc. On Shuffle.
For Each Question, Press The Next Button To Get Your Answer.
YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
Tag 10 Friends.
Everyone Tagged Has To Do The Same Thing.
Have Fun!


IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY?
Burnin' Up - Jonas Brothers
(what the hell with this answer)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Kelahiran - AdiPutra (x paham lor....)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Semua tentang Kita - Peterpan (hahah...not a clear enough)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Now You Know - Hilary Duff (so do you now what i fell today?)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park (erm...boleh la kot)

WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Taman Langit - Peter Pan ( apa punya motto daaa....hahahah)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Saling Terpesona - Diddy ft Yanie (huh watever)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Karma - Cokelat (what karma mum dad?...hahhaha)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Pudar - Rossa (no comment)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Tiada Yang Kedua - Khafi (ni aku suker...ader kaitan gak lah....2+2= tiada yang kedua..hahahha)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Starstruck - Lady GaGa (?...?)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Kekasih Gelapku - Ungu (its my secret)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Hanya Kau Yang Mampu - Aizat (no commnet again)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Yakinlah Aku Menjemputmu - Kangen Band (yup..the right answer..)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING?
Makhluk Tuhan Paling Seksi - Mulan Jameela (damn...nak kene nari gak ker..x mo..xmo)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Sempurna - Faizal Tahir
(yes i like perfection)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Don't Matter - Akon (huh....lalallalalla)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Putus Nyambung - Bukan Bintang Biasa (BBB) (not agree with the song but agree with singer)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
25 Minutes - Michael Learns To Rock (actualy no 25 minutes 25 hours laaaa)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Sayang Sayang - Aliff Aziz (sayang-sayang?...hehhehe)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
That's Why (You Go Away) - Michael Learns To Rock (xleh tukar ker?)

p/s: This's from all my malay and english songs. piut them all n shuffle...so that the result


tag 10 friends (kurang sket xleh ke bro?..5 ckup ek :D)

-adam
-fadh
-shea
-iqa
-maziah

8.07.2008

Who iS tHe fATheR...



A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, "Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?"

The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for moment and then confessed. "Yes. Yes he did."

The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, "Who? Who was he? Who was the father?"

Again, the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says: "You."